Roach Killin' Blues 

Well I killed a roach this evening
Killed three more at 3A.M.
Said I killed a roach this evening
Killed three more at 3A.M.
When I get up in the morning
I'm gonna kill 'em all over again

I got the roach killin' blues
Been killin' roaches ever' night
Say I got the roach killin' blues
Been killin' roaches ever' night
They scatter just like marbles
Ever' time I hit the light

I got roaches and mosquitoes
Bed bugs, moths and centipedes
Yeah I got roaches and mosquitoes
Bed bugs, moths and centipedes
And somethin' called a Spider Beetle
Found 'im crawlin' on my sheets

No please Mr. Bugman
No please it's too surreal
No please Mr. Bugman
No no please it's too surreal
No Bugman Mister don't say
I got moth larvae in my oatmeal

Dead mouse next to my shower
Roaches on the curtain too
Found a dead mouse next my shower
Eight roaches on the curtain too
'Course my shower's in my kitchen
Maybe that's got somethin' to do

I got the roach killin' blues
Bugman says he'll spray the place
I got the roach killin' blues
Bugman says he'll spray the place
My roommate tole him not to - said it irritates his lungs
And he woke up with a roach right on his face.